(Source: best-of-memes, via stability)

mallomallo:

She goes from Mufasa to Malificent

(Source: husssel, via thats-so-meme)

  • nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
  • pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gleak:

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

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(via stability)

surprisebitch:

i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

(Source: surprisebitch, via hotboyproblems)

meladoodle:

THREE DAY WEEKENDS 
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(Source: meladoodle, via hotboyproblems)

splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

(Source: kverke, via stability)

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

(via pizza)

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via phobias)

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

(via g-y-p-s-y-h-e-a-r-t-s)

rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

(via expels)

ebuddies:

a series of unfortunate eyebrows

(Source: ebunnies, via lubricates)

“THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY.”

(Source: cineraria, via mistakenvibes)