tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via pizza)

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

(via clark-kents)

http://foreveralonelyguy.com/post/92805096086/one-time-i-was-at-a-chuck-e-cheese-and-there-was

foreveralone-lyguy:

One time I was at a Chuck E Cheese and there was this 3 year old kid playing one of those mario kart arcade games like

and he picked the hardest difficulty and I just though “haha okay he’s going to get his ass kicked” then when the race started THIS FUCKING 3 YEAR OLD THAT HAD TO PLAY WHILE…

(Source: meladoodle, via encourage)

natasaromanoff:

say something im giving up on school

(via hotboyproblems)

lilrnama:

and they say romance is dead

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corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

(Source: shuhannazy, via condom)

shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

(via lubricates)

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msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

(via hotboyproblems)

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

(via manda)

poppunkbrittatl:

This weeks American hero. 

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meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

image

(Source: wingsofbadass, via foreveralone-lyguy)