*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
mp3s that have like 30 seconds of silence at the end of the song
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
Can’t believe Leonardo DaVinci hasn’t won an Oscar yet :(
That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end
I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken