when people in front of me walk slow
seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)
who has ever thought this ever
Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach
don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.
Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.
Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
(Source: officialinquisitor, via crrocs)
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
(Source: brookeeverdeen, via encourage)
i dont want to be an adult but i want to be able to do whatever i want
i dont want a job i just want money
i dont want to work out but i dont want to be fat
i dont want to study but i want to be smart
as you can see my life is such a struggle
dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president