perigilpin:

i hate when people get all preachy and tell u that money won’t make you happy bc like actually it would solve a whole fucking ton of my problems thank u very much

(via snowingthief)

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

(via pizza)

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(via dreamsandprettythings)

saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

(via phobias)

(Source: moonemojii, via chokingjoffrey)

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

(Source: unicorn-stache, via hotpoultrywings)

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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(via hotpoultrywings)

charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

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I AM SO HAPPY

(Source: sidnugget, via hotpoultrywings)

vinebox:

what a time to be alive

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via hotpoultrywings)

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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(via hotpoultrywings)